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Thursday 18 April, 2013
"What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked such questions?"
Dr. Stephen Hawking
Thursday 21 January, 2013
Just found this going through old pictures: Stanley meets one of his brothers at UKOUG.
 
Then went to Facebook and found Kyle Hailey had published this picture from the ClosedWorld 2012 conference. I hope I am never so miserable about being with good friends again.  ;-)
Wednesday 30 January, 2013
If you have been looking for something funny to start your day ... here's my contribution. I found this with a google search reviewing lots of crazy speculation about Database 12c which I have been Beta testing for many months.

Here's the line I just love: "It also wasn't clear Sunday whether Oracle will soon launch a beta program for 12c"

Which was published 30 September, 2012 by ComputerWorld.

Click here to read the original

"Soon launch?" ROFLMAO!
Tuesday 29 January, 2013
From time-to-time people try to define terms such as VLDB (Very Large DataBase) and those definitions change along with our use of technology. I am feeling the need to define older desupport-mode versions of the Oracle database in some manner so the following table is my key to these versions.

Keyword Version Number - Description
Currently Supported and Fully Patched Version 11.2.0.3 or 12.1.
Currently Supported All versions equal to or greater than 11.2.0.1
Neolithic Versions 11.1.0.6 and 11.1.0.7
Jurassic Versions 10.2.0.1 to 10.2.0.5
Permian Anything 9i
Devonian Anything 8i
Pre-Cambrian Anything Pre 8i
 
Friday 25 January, 2013
Yes We Can
Friday 18 January, 2013
Tonight I am sitting here re-reading a book I haven't touched in more than 35 years: Isaac Asimov's "The Gods Themselves." And I am struck by how appropriate is the book's dedication which I repeat here for everyone that find's this page.

To Mankind

And the hope tha tthe war against folly may someday be won, after all


Tuesday 8 January, 2013
Hundreds of thousands of websites are potentially at risk following the discovery of an extremely critical vulnerability in the Ruby on Rails framework that gives remote attackers the ability to execute malicious code on the underlying servers. Get the details at ARS Technica.
Tuesday 1 January, 2013

Happy New Year ... Best wishes for the new year and beyond.